You Know You’re Turning into Your Dad When
Father’s Day is coming up and, while we all love our dads – it’s a scary thought that one day we will actually turn into them. There’s no escaping this eventuality.
It’s all in the genes, you see. For those who are worried that they might gradually be morphing into their father, here are ten warning signs to watch out for. Once you recognise a few of these in yourself, it’s time to accept it – you are your Dad.
1. You find yourself baffled by modern technology
One minute, you’re fine – you definitely know your WAP from your SMS. Then before you know it, the phone salesman is talking gobbledegook. Hypertransumation protocols? Interisational capabilities? Your may be nodding and smiling politely but your inner self is a whirlwind of turmoil and confusion screaming “Please, let me go!”
2. You make a ‘huufff’ noise every time you sit down, stand up or bend over
Perhaps it’s a genuine medical condition or more likely it’s a subconscious cry for help? “Help – I’m getting old!” perhaps?
3. The idea of spending many hours in a shed becomes appealing
For some reason, you now like making useless things out of random bits of wood and metal – pure workmanship at its best! Not forgetting your new habit of hoarding screws. From now on, you will never throw a screw away – NEVER!





